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13 February, 2007

As a proud member of the Society of People called Dave I will with the blessing of GOD take umbrage at Mr Ducks assumption that an evil twin could possibly be called Dave.

I am friends with a lot of people called Dave, one who changed his name to David Charles L***, from something he couldn't bring himself to admit, but prefered to be called Charles, and was a bit of a bore, but apart from him who wasn't a real Dave anyway, the other people I know called Dave are all spendidly top geezers, salt's of the earth, and veritable gentlemen (apart from my youngest sisters first husband who was a wanker) so please change your name for your evil twin, or else.

Hah Guido is an amateur - who needs solicitors.

Labels: Blog Wars, Dave, Dave again cos we rock, Libel

¶ Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Comments:

You are mistaken. Mt evil twin is not called Dave. He is "Dave", which is different.

I think.

# posted by

Alistair Coleman : 13/02/2007, 15:06

Also: Iain Dale? Iain "DAVE", more like, thus proving the inherent evilness of "Daves".

# posted by

Alistair Coleman : 13/02/2007, 15:07

I want to be a member. Technically, my name is not Dave and so I plan on suing the organization for being exclusionary.

# posted by

mist1 : 14/02/2007, 00:48

Duck: I want an explanation on your site or Duck2 goes live

mist1: My first thought was I'll see you in court, bitch, but I'm a nice guy so post something affirming your wish to be called Dave from now on, and I'll let it pass.

# posted by

TN : 14/02/2007, 00:54

getting a bit more serious

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