Marry An American
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.
I have already sent a strongly worded diatribe regarding this site. Where's the section for us Brits to snag a hot liberal progressive?
Outraged of Worcester, UK.