The art of understatement
"A couple shot dead in their seaside bungalow spoke to police half an hour before they were murdered, police said. "
The Police response?
Lincolnshire Police, aware of the earlier attack, took seven hours to visit the couple.
The response to the response?
Lincolnshire Police Assistant Chief Constable Peter Davies told a press conference on Thursday: "It is legitimate to question whether our response was quick enough.
To coin a phrase, NO SHIT SHERLOCK.